Howdy Partners! We hope yore trek into 2009 wuz a eazy 'un. Here at the Ties to the Past, we'ze revvin' up fer that big olt Fort Worth Stock Show. Why, we got all manner of cowboy and cowgirl stuff. We got some cow and horse stuff. We got some real usable stuff ye can dekkerate your wagon er ye big 'ol mansion up it the ranch with....(oops, i thank my particupul was dangling back thar). We got some boots en some cloze for cowgurlz and cowboyz. We got them faancy belts and some reel shiny earbobs and necklices. We got stuff you can cook stew in and eat it out of....they's even some cowhides (pore thangs), some rockin' chairs (fer drankin' a tall one), some divans and places to hang ye' hats and kick off ye' spurs. Why, they's some dressur drawers and some 'lil shevs to pile stuff up on....and we even got books for them that's got book lernin' too. Brang your shiny and yer foldables in here and buy sum o this stuff....We'll be happy and you will too...

We gonna have a speshul sale next Saardey, Janyeerrie 10 all day from 9:30 alt the way to after sundown 'bout 5:30. Ya'll come own down now, ye heer? and lissen up ti this: we like ya'll sa much thet 'bout high noon we gonna serve 'ye some homemade vittles. Yep, the Maws and Paws here is gonna whup up some homemade chili with all the fixins' jes fer you and ye people. Come on now. We're spectin ye.